• Bitten by the whale watching bug Bitten by the whale watching bug We don’t realise how lucky we are in South Africa, and in particular the Western Cape, to have the mightiest of the marine mammals visit our coastline between every year ...
  • The Whale Trail The Whale Trail The Whale Trail is not a new trail, having been around since about 2002, but it has become extremely popular. It is truly a unique experience, perhaps comparable with ...
  • 10 Pamper-Perfect Spas in South Africa 10 Pamper-Perfect Spas in South Africa Combine your trip to South Africa with a relaxing, revitalising visit to a health spa and experience Africa at it's finest. Our favourite 10 Pamper-Perfect Spas in South Africa are ...
  • Locals share their favourite getaways Locals share their favourite getaways We ask 30 local South Africans to share their favourite holiday destinations and getaways with us. From the more popular destinations like Knysna and the Kruger Park to ...
  • The Oude Skip hike The Oude Skip hike The Oude Skip walk shares portions of its hike with the larger Karbonkelberg Traverse, which is roughly seven hours of hard walk from Hout Bay harbour to Llandudno ...
  • 10 Amazing Game Lodges 10 Amazing Game Lodges South Africa is world renowned for her game reserves and wildlife. The lodges which allow us to experience these in luxury are no less awe inspiring. Our favourites are ...
  • 101 Things to Do with Kids in Cape Town 101 Things to Do with Kids in Cape Town As much as your kids will tell you they can’t wait for the school holidays, the words "I’m bored" inevitably cross their lips. Our "101 things to do with kids in Cape Town" will ...
  • "World's most beautiful Cities" "World's most beautiful Cities" Open space makes Cape Town special. Renowned English sea navigator Sir Francis Drake once referred to Cape Town as the fairest cape in the world. The city houses the ...

Find Accommodation in South Africa
Subscribe to our Feed
Posted on: Wednesday, 9 July 2014

20 things you have to explain to out-of-towners about Johannesburg

Send to Kindle

There is a whole sector of society that is of the opinion that a visit to Johannesburg is tantamount to suicide. Most people fly through Jo’burg on their way elsewhere. For reasons that on the face of it appear completely sensible. But for the most part are not true. Johannesburg has an edge. It is tough, vigorous and beautiful and most people who live there love their city and will defend its skyline, its insistent energy and its people.

But perhaps a brief introduction about Johannesburg will help those visiting for the first time …


Johannesburg Skyline


1. Few people who live in Johannesburg actually call it that. Most residents call it Jozi, and the die-hards – Jo’burg.

2. Jozi is huge and overwhelming, public transport is virtually nonexistent (unless you understand township taxis or happen to be on the Gautrain route) and driving is tantamount to a nightmare for newcomers. But you’ll get used to it.

3. Johannesburg has an In Your Pocket Guide, renewed every three months. You will find it in bookstores, shops and in hotels. Get it.

4. Jozi does have a ‘downtown’ or ‘city centre’. Whilst everyone is still under the misguided perception that downtown is still a ‘no-go’ area, this is changing, albeit slowly. Braamfontein, Newtown and the Maboneng precinct are fast joining the ranks of suburbs like Sandton, Rosebank, Greenside, Parktown and Soweto as Jo’burg’s heart.


Apartheid Museum


5. If you want to do ‘downtown’ Jo’burg then take the new red hop-on-hop-off bus that drives you through the parts of the city that used to be ‘no-go’. Johannesburg’s City Sightseeing tour opened on 15 January 2014 and takes visitors through the ‘new’ side of the city; the side most visitors never see.

6. If you really want to discover Jozi, contact Dlala Nje. They’re based at Ponte City where they are trying to dispel the myths about the city’s more notorious suburbs. They offer inner city adventures that, by all accounts, are definitely worth doing.

7. Just where you are in the city is largely dependent on the Hillbrow tower – if it is to the left of the Brixton tower, you are in the north; if it is closer than the Brixton tower, you are in the east; if Brixton tower is to the left of the Hillbrow tower, you are in the south, and vice versa in the west.

8. Johannesburg has a ring road system of freeways formed by the N1 north and west, the N3 east, and the N12 south. Getting around town always takes a lot longer than you think it will.


City Sightseeing Bus


9. Jo’burgers do their weekends in Malls. There are numerous sprawling malls in the city suburbs in which you will find mostly everyone. If they aren’t shopping, they’re watching movies or brunching, lunching and dining.

10. They take their rugby VERY seriously. Weekend get togethers happen only if there is agreed upon uninterrupted viewing of the weekend’s game on a flatscreen television.

11. A taxi has nothing to do with a soft ride at the back of a car, with you the only passenger. Instead you will flag down a mini bus (with a series of hand signals only the locals understand) to join the more than prescribed number of passengers on their way somewhere. You may also be warned that this is not a safe way of getting around town.

12. Johannesburg does not believe in obeying the rules of the road. Particularly commuter taxis. Buses in your rear end are a regular occurrence. And getting frothy around the mouth and waving your fist in the air at offenders only results in high blood pressure. Yours. You’d do better to breathe deeply and manage as best you can in peak hour traffic. Or avoid it.


Trees or a forest?


13. Johannesburg does have crime. No point pretending that it doesn’t. But it doesn’t affect everyone. In fact, during the 2010 World Cup there were fewer ‘incidents’ than in a the previous World Cup in Germany. Behave as you would in any unfamiliar city and don’t go waving expensive jewellery around or stash money in your pockets.

14. You need to re-engineer the way you handle red robots. At night no-one stops at red robots (that’s traffic lights for most of you). It is accepted that they are treated more as yield signs after 10pm than as a place to stop.

15. Most local white people won’t have visited Soweto. It’s a long story. But you can. On a bicycle tour. And live to tell the tale.

16. In Jozi (and Cape Town, and Durban) you say Samoosa (with two o’s, not one) when describing the triangular, savoury filled fried pastry – a famous Indian snack.


Mandela Square


17. Everyone starts their visit at the Apartheid Museum. It is as interesting, and as good, as the guide books say it is. There is no better way to explain the city and the country’s history. And it is the ‘missing link’ to much of the Johannesburg experience.

18. Despite what you have heard, Jo’burg is not necessarily the world’s biggest man-made forest. It does, however, have a lot of trees. Do a great many trees a forest make? The debate continues. There are those who site China’s ‘green wall’ of forest (in their attempt to stop the encroaching sands of the Gobi Desert) as the largest man-made forest, whilst others argue that Jo’burg’s trees make it the largest man-made urban forest.


Soccer Stadium


19. The Orlando Towers, in Soweto, are two of the most recognisable landmarks in South Africa. The cooling towers (similar to the two demolished in Cape Town in 2010) were decommissioned. First National Bank have rented the towers as advertising space in the form of a massive mural, the largest in the country. On them you will find a smiling Mandela, township taxis, the Madonna and other relevant Soweto symbols.

20. Jo’burg does really great luxury boutique hotels, you should try them – an unexpected highlight, and good to know before you arrive. Forget the tried and tested national hotel chains, try something different.

Useful Links if you are planning a trip to Jozi:




Wanda Coustas


Wanda Coustas has written in one form or another for 10 years, seven of them as a copyblogger. She has travelled the Western Cape extensively and the rest of the country in protracted road trips that have given her both joy and an ongoing relish for experiencing what she writes about first-hand. She is a trained opera singer, poet, eurythmy dancer, philosopher, and bee whisperer.

Related Posts: