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Posted on: Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Bum's the Word

The Baboons!

The Baboons!

By Dave Rattle — Kommetjie, Cape Town.

We have two guest cot­tages in Kommetjie — where the baboons are. The baboons are always get­ting a bad press but, as long as there's no food around, they are the most delight­ful and gentle creatures. I always recom­mend a walk with the Cape Peninsula baboons to all our guests who stay at Longbeach Lodge (www.longbeachlodge.co.za) and Glen Cottage (www.glencottage.co.za) — it's an exper­i­ence second only to see­ing the moun­tain gorillas!!

And whenever we talk about baboons my brother-in-law always brings up an incid­ent that happened to us last year with a chuckle - for him, appar­ently, it's high humour! We were walk­ing along the coast­line just past Simon's Town. When we got back to the bakkie there was a small troop of baboons sit­ting beside it play­ing and groom­ing and there was also a very large male - sit­ting right on top of the can­opy. To access the vehicle we obvi­ously had to do something ...

Longbeach Lodge

Longbeach Lodge

I don’t remem­ber why, but I landed up at the back end of the vehicle whilst the oth­ers were at the front. They star­ted mak­ing ‘shoo, shoo, baboon’ noises as they walked slowly for­ward with the inten­tion of gently mov­ing the troop away, but mean­while there I was, right in the path of their retreat! The smal­ler females and the babies soon moved and, tak­ing no notice of me, drif­ted on past, but the big male didn’t budge from the roof until the very last minute.

Then sud­denly, gal­van­ised into action, he vaul­ted down and headed straight at me, very fast indeed! Aggression! Oh my God! This was it! With no chance of mov­ing out of the way, this was my time - quite cer­tainly the way I would go! Mauled to death by a giant “sil­ver­back”! My life flashed before my eyes - but also some race memory that told me — be sub­missive! Avert your eyes! Turn your back! Show him your bum!

Glen Cottage

Glen Cottage

That suited me fine - it was as much an auto­matic attempt at major flinch­ing from the anti­cip­ated impact as try­ing to be clever and ‘act baboon’, and I turned around fast and bent down like a naughty school­boy with my back­side presen­ted to the headmaster.

And then, sud­denly, he was past me but, as he went, he delivered a hefty whack on my raised pos­terior – a con­temp­tu­ous thwackka-whakka-whack that said to me in no uncer­tain terms: “Now bug­ger off and stop annoy­ing me - AND DON’T GET IN MY WAY AGAIN!!

And let me tell you, I never have!!

Anybody stay­ing in the Cape Peninsula should exper­i­ence the baboons — now — before it's too late! At Longbeach Lodge or Glen Cottage we'd be thrilled to organ­ise a morn­ings' walk with the baboons up in their own hab­itat on the moun­tain, with pro­fes­sional supervision.

Don't miss this unique experience!!

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8 comments about Bum's the Word
  1. July 14th, 2009 at 09:17
    Grant Fortuin GLM Tours says:

    Hi
    Yes to stay near Tokai we also get run in with them and some­times really funny one's.

  2. July 14th, 2009 at 11:34
    Christine says:

    Thanks Dave, now we know what to do when con­fron­ted by a baboon!!

  3. July 14th, 2009 at 13:38
    Stefani says:

    Love this art­icle Dave. So glad to hear someone speak­ing favour­ably about the baboons for a change. I couldn't agree more. They're an amaz­ing thing to see (and may not be around much longer) and some­thing we should be pro­tect­ing, rather than com­plain­ing about or try­ing to get rid of. Baboon num­bers around the Cape of Good Hope Nature Reserve have dwindled so much in recent years (I believe there are less than 300 now in the area). I know it's a touchy sub­ject for many, with res­id­ents frus­trated by prop­erty dam­age and con­ser­va­tion­ists doing their utmost to pro­tect them. Perhaps we should all try to remem­ber that we are invad­ing their territory!

  4. July 14th, 2009 at 15:05
    Dave Rattle says:

    Grant — you're right — I've had sev­eral other really humour­ous and always gentle exper­i­ences with our furry neighbours!

    Christine — thanks so much for your encour­aging message!

    Stefani — you're quite right! I always think that it should not be a battle: us vs them. If you live or hol­i­day in the Peninsula, baboons are part of the nat­ural order of things — their being here enriches our lives like hear­ing the dawn chorus or wit­ness­ing a guineafowl indaba in the trees as the sun goes down. They are a nat­ural part of everything like the sun and the rain, and if they were removed (sounds like aparthied!) or (worse still) be shot out, liv­ing here would be a con­sid­er­ably poorer exper­i­ence. We should enjoy them, embrace their pres­ence and be glad we have the unique oppor­tun­ity of inter­ac­tion at close quar­ters with one of the only large anim­als left in nature that doesn't auto­mat­ic­ally run a mile when they see a human!

  5. July 29th, 2009 at 10:23
    peter says:

    We had the great hon­our of being taken on a walk with baboons a few years ago. I think it was a lady called Jenny. She was absol­outely fant­astic and we never felt threatened at any time. Highly recom­men­ded. Peter Cape town

  6. July 29th, 2009 at 11:39
    Dave Rattle says:

    My wife, Annie, and myself have walked with the baboons above Kommetjie on many occa­sions — usu­ally taken by Jernny Trethowen of Baboon Matters (web­site: http://www.baboonmatters.org.za). People who have done it say that walk­ing with the Cape Peninsula baboons is an exper­i­ence second only to see­ing the Ruandan moun­tain gor­il­las!! W

  7. July 29th, 2009 at 12:03
    Dave Rattle says:

    Yes, Peter, it was Jenni Trethowen of Baboon Matters (www.baboonmatters.org.za) who has been man­aging the baboons for the last 10 years. I and my wife, Annie, have often walked with Jenni and the baboons above Kommetjie — an exper­i­ence, people say, second only to see­ing the Ruandan moun­tain gor­il­las. Now I see that Cape Nature have awar­ded the baboon man­age­ment con­tract in a flawed pro­cess to Nature Conservation Corporation, an unknown, inex­per­i­enced com­pany, no doubt due to the nor­mal bribe or back­hander we have come to expect from the major­ity of our politi­cians. If you or any­body read­ing this would like to send Jenni an email of sup­port, I know she'd appre­ci­ate it. her email is: jennit@cybersmart.co.za. Thanks for your input, Dave Rattle

  8. July 29th, 2009 at 13:11
    South Africa Editor says:

    For any­one who's inter­ested, you can find out more about guided walks with the Baboons by Baboon Matters at: Walk With Baboons.

    This is a truly fant­astic pro­ject in the Cape and is a must-do for eco-travellers.

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