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All The Things You Will Miss If You Leave South Africa

Updated Saturday, 21 August 2021

You may have noticed. Not everyone is committed to staying in South Africa. But no matter where you go if you leave South Africa, sooner or later, nostalgia will kick inย  – whether itโ€™s when youโ€™re browsing in a bookstore, or getting caught in yet another rain shower, or stuck on the tube.

Perhaps itโ€™s when you gasp at the cost of a bottle of South African wine or when shopkeepers donโ€™t even bother to interact with you? Youโ€™ll think of home, its tumultuous politics, its blue skies and exuberant people … and youโ€™ll begin to wonder what on earth possessed you to leave in the first place.

What youโ€™ll miss if you leave South Africa…

THE ARCH

Now that Mandela has gone all we have left is Nobel Peace Prize Laureate, the former Archbishop, Desmond Tutu to act as our moral compass, to keep us on track, to throw back his head and cackle at us whilst admonishing with his forefinger.

Our Arch has stood at the frontline of truth since we can remember – it must be well over four decades now. He was, and is, our constant hope for true freedom. And his recent brush with illness means that we cannot take him for granted.

If You Leave South Africa

WINDMILLS OF THE KAROO

The windmill is to the Upper Karoo what Buddhist temples are to Thailand.

Whether you call them windmills, windpumps or windpompe (theyโ€™re not a milling apparatus, theyโ€™re pumps that get water flowing from deep under the ground into little concrete dams), when you see them you know youโ€™re in the heart of the country with wide open spaces and gentle hills, the heat of the day a killer, the nights freezing and the skies… are just awesome.

JAYWALKING

Try crossing the road any old how in Germany and see the kind of dressing down youโ€™ll receive. First world countries are more than a little anal about pedestrians and traffic. But in South Africa, letโ€™s just say that the cops are otherwise occupied!

You will miss Biltong... If You Leave South Africa

KARRETJIE MENSE

Descendents of South Africaโ€™s earliest inhabitants, these migrant workers of the Karoo have travelled between farms for years, shearing sheep, fixing fences, camping alongside the road or close to the farms on which they work.

Whilst theyโ€™re slowly selling their donkeys, and carts, in the Karoo as sheep farmers begin to use organised sheep shearers, you can still see them in Cape Town, collecting scrap metal in the southern suburbs.

MARMITE, VETKOEK, KOEKSISTERS & BILTONG

When grannies get caught at airport customs with jars of marmite tucked into the nether regions of suitcases, whilst en route to Australia, New Zealand, Canada (fill in any of the countries to which South Africans have decamped), then you know someone on the other end misses home.

Vetkoek, koeksisters and biltong donโ€™t travel quite as well, but all of them are quintessentially South African. And when youโ€™re somewhere down under, boy do you miss them!

West Beach

SUNSHINE

Ah yes, the ubiquitous sunshine mantra. But try living without the consistently blue skies and see where that gets you…

TABLE MOUNTAIN

We love this flat-topped high mountain more than weโ€™d care to admit. We bear squiggly outlines of the table on our back car windows, we take every opportunity possible to climb it, we use it as a landmark to find our way around Cape Town, we Instagram it from every possible angle, in every possible light, and unashamedly embrace it as the icon of the Mother City.

Itโ€™s home (even to Gautengers whoโ€™ve flown the coop). Itโ€™s where our heart is.

Brenton On Sea

TAXIS

We love to hate the African cockroach, the unroadworthy mini-bus taxis that give new meaning to rules of the road, and function as a mirror to the countryโ€™s dark side. The R40bn taxi industry is a hot and divisive dinner party topic. Where will you be without your daily whinge?

HOWZIT, LEKKER, DINGES, DOF, PADKOS & BABBELAS

No-one understands us quite like our brethren. And weโ€™re not more at home than when amongst our own. Because no matter how much we try and adjust to a new culture, or how long we remain in a foreign country, itโ€™s never quite home.

Cape Argus Cycle Tour

NANDOS

Spot a Nandos abroad and one just about does a jig on the pavement because, hey, itโ€™s like an old friend just moved onto the block.

Who else but Nandos would say โ€˜noโ€™ to American chicken! Or ruffle feathers with their Zuma โ€˜cold showerโ€™ advert. We love them so much theyโ€™re even in New Plymouth, Liverpool and Abu Dhabi. But theyโ€™re not everywhere, on every corner, the way they are at home.

ROBOT HAWKERS

Pull up at a set of robots (traffic lights for those of you who donโ€™t speak South African) and you can buy anything from a pack of garbage bags to handbags and art. At one stage you could even buy coffee-on-the-go, until that was slapped down by Joโ€™burgโ€™s metro police (moreโ€™s the pity).

Unusual in South Africa - HANG OUT AT AFRIKABURN

SPLASHY FEN, THE KNKK, OPPIKOPPI, CTEMF, AFRICA BURN, CT JAZZ FESTIVAL & ROCKING THE DAISIES

When it comes to great music festivals out in the bundus, South Africa rocks, literally. Of course, for many of them, you need to be brave enough to rough and ready it in camping conditions, and perhaps youโ€™re past that phase of your life already?

MADIBA SHIRTS

Nelson Mandelaโ€™s signature brightly coloured, printed shirts were synonymous with the man and South Africa (despite their Indonesian origin). The shirt is as much a part of the Mandela legend and iconography as the man himself and expressed his personal style and his rejection of universal markers of political power, like ties and suits.

Itโ€™s also the symbol of post-apartheid South Africa. Unless you wear one yourself, you wonโ€™t see them overseas.

Comrades Marathon

THE COMRADES, TWO OCEANS & THE ARGUS

The countryโ€™s two big loves – sport meets incredible scenery – for all three of the major sports events in South Africa. How could you bear to miss them?

USEFUL SOUTH AFRICAN LINKS

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