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The ultimate checklist: Remote places to Stay to survive Christmas

Updated Monday, 2 November 2020

A friend of mine recently emailed with a request. She needed a remote hideaway for her family, who want to escape the Christmas festivities; get away from it all to reconnect with what really matters – nature, their children and stillness.

And it is only fair to share. Here are 12 remote places to stay in South Africa where you can survive Christmas. Enjoy!

Papkuilsfontein Guest Farm
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PAPKUILSFONTEIN GUEST FARM, Nieuwoudtville, upper Karoo, Northern Cape

The Northern Cape is not normally where you head over Christmas, given the heat, but this wonderfully tranquil farm is possibly an exception. There are three old, beautifully restored stone cottages, each in its own fynbos setting, to choose from on a farm that lies just outside the remote village of Nieuwoudtville, which lies on a plateau between the West Coast and Namaqualand.

There are rock pools, hikes, bike trails and total relaxation.

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Wolwekraal Guest House
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WOLVEKRAAL GUEST HOUSE, Prince Albert, Karoo, Western Cape

Once you see the photos of the interior of this little cottage, you’ll be smitten. Not only because it meets all the pre-requisites of ‘remote’, but also because the farm owners have gone the extra mile when it comes to furnishings.

Surrounded by 4 000 hectares of veld, with glorious views of the mountains, this is remote Karoo farm living at its best.

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Cloud Cottage
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CLOUD COTTAGE, Uniondale, Karoo, Western Cape

Voogsekraal Farm borders the Outeniqua Mountains, and Cloud Cottage looks as though it would restore even the hardened workaholic, positioned as it is in amongst the rugged hills, its distinctly organic stone and adobe walls, wooden furnishings, and lack of electricity a balm for all in search of a remote and tranquil space.

Expect breathtaking scenery, farm cheeses, hikes, rock-pool swims, a unique farmyard, horse-rides, maypole dancing and interesting hosts.

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Tswalu Kalahari Reserve
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TSWALU KALAHARI RESERVE, Northern Cape

Set in the heart of the Kalahari Desert Tswalu is over 1 000 kilometres stretching from the Korannaberg into the dunes and pans of the Kalahari; a restored land that was once grazing ground for sheep, cattle and goats. Restoring the ecosystem has taken a while, but you can see four of the big five (elephant are not Kalahari animals) whilst also experiencing meerkats, aardvark, bat-eared and Cape foxes, and porcupines.

The varying colours of the sand through the day, the night skies, the elegance of the cool lodge accommodation and outside showers is a tempting mix. Good to know too that Tswalu is Fair Trade accredited in Tourism (no Evian water bottles here, then). It makes the vast desert wilderness that much easier to savour.

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Makalali Private Game Lodge
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MAKALALI PRIVATE GAME LODGE, Gravelotte, Limpopo

We had to include at least one game lodge on our list, and Makalali is a one-of-a-kind lodge. The unusual mix of thatched spires and earthy walls, unusual ornaments, and the ode to luxury make it one of the most memorable safari retreats around.

There are four camps, each with six suites, on the Makhutswi River banks set in 22 000 hectares of Lowveld Acacia and open savannah grassland. Early morning and sundowner game drives give access to a full range of wildlife, including the big five. But it is the original accommodation that makes Makalali so special.

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Antbear Guest House
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ANTBEAR GUEST HOUSE, Giants Castle, Drakensberg, KwaZulu-Natal

On the theme of one-of-a-kind, the Antbear Guest House in the Drakensberg not only gives you impressive views out over the Bushman’s River Valley with a perspective of the amphitheatre, but it is also filled with unusual and beautifully hand-crafted furniture, wooden sculptures and a collection of artistic features, like woodwork lizard toilet holders and wooden hands holding a mirror, that make it really different.

The eccentric and artistic woodwork is a highlight of your stay; a bit like Hobbitville, except the mountains are bigger. The thatched, whitewashed cottage hosts no more than 12 guests at a time, in large en-suite bedrooms. And meals serve up vegetables from the farm’s organic garden.

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Bredon Cottage
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BREDON COTTAGE, Hogsback, Eastern Cape

This pretty stone cottage in Hogsback is enough to have you returning at least once, to enjoy it both in summer and during the months of snow, when the fires in the lounge and kitchen promise cozy afternoons.

Set in a secluded garden, with its own waterfall and natural spring-fed swimming pool, the cottage is an invitation to entomb yourself in the mystical mountains of the Amathole; a world of ancient forests, waterfalls, climbing roses and incredible views.

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